Five ways the world would be different without Twilight

What’s that you say? There’s only four more weeks until the Breaking Dawn premiere?

Well then we better start the countdown. And what better way to prep for only the biggestBella Swan and Edward Cullen moment (when they do it, duh) than by thinking about what the world would be like if (gasp!) Twilight never existed.

Hold on to your plastic vampire teeth, ’cause here are five ways planet Earth would be different without the Saga:

1. Robsten Who? Can you even imagine? But if Bella and Edward never hooked up on the big screen, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may never have started canoodling off screen. They’d just be two hawt T-town actors looking for their big break—and, worse, K.Stew might still be dating Michael Angarano and Rob could’ve continued his hook ups with, like…Megan Fox? Or would have Nikki Reed have married Rob instead of Paul McDonald? Yikes!

2. Adios, Vampire Obsession! True, Anne Rice hit it big first with Lestat, but, the whole vamp thang got popularly cemented with the less-well-written Twilight books (which sold millions upon millions of copies). Indeed, the current vampire obsession combusted when dreamy Edward Cullen bit his way into cineplexes. Which opened the fang-banger door for the likes of True Blood and The Vampire Diaries. Repeat: we’re not saying the Cullens were the first vamps, but they definitely helped make the supernatural suckers a phenom—and we really don’t think it would have happened otherwise, sorry.